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cock block

The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.
Wanna hang out with Sam?

That dude is the biggest cock block. Hell no.
by Brainstorm129 January 17, 2011
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cock block

when a guy sees a girl and starts to pop a boner by he can't because he's either in a public place or around people.
Steven: "oh man see that chick?!"
Pete: "yea dude she's a hottie"
Steven: "dude I'm getting hard just lookin at her..."
Pete: "here comes the boss!!"
Stevn: "oh man that's a cock blocker."
by Hotpinkluvr May 13, 2009
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Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.
I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.
by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011
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Cock block

“Man I was trying to get this girls number but I got cock blocked

“Oh did abbie get in the way
by Abbie Snelling June 9, 2019
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Cock block talking

covers in 3 area's

1 # Habitual Interruptor .
2 # butting in
3 # in order to lead any subject s and control any conversation while not letting people to finish
by sperm623 August 23, 2023
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Cock blocked

prevents pussy for other, also known as Vikki
Dude, did you just get cock blocked twice by Vikki?
by Bitchum May 3, 2016
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cock block

yar someone that messages other people's bf and says it was by accident
by sixty nine February 14, 2025
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