cocaine and waffles

1.when something in all ways does not belong with each other.

2.something random.

1. that couple is cocaine and waffles, bitch.

2.

person 1: PUPPIES!
person 2: dude, that was cocaine and waffles.

by lady rawrness September 19, 2009

Cocaine Fetish

In love with a beautiful white girl.

Whats up bro , you in love i see, yea bro i gotta cocaine fetish you already kno.

by Amgdaartist April 23, 2013

Cobained

Being such a shitbag faggot that you decide to take a triple dose of Heroine and blast yourself in the face with a shotgun.

That one shitty lyricist from the band Nirvana who can't play the guitar cobained himself.

by DirtyWord December 28, 2007

cocaine dick smack

you snort a line and then slap your sex partner in the face with your dick in a surprising manner

Girl 1: hey what happened to your face?

Girl 2: my boyfriend surprisingly slapped me in the face with his dick, right after he snorted a line of cocaine.

Girl 1: oh, thats awesome.

Girl 2: no, its a cocaine dick smack.

by that guy that made this thing June 9, 2011

Cocaine Sanchez

After a person does a line of cocaine, they typically run their finger under their nose rapidly, a similar motion to the dirty sanchez.

Right after that Mexican dude did a rail of cocaine, he gave himself a cocaine sanchez.

by PUTA RAMMEREZ June 22, 2011

Cocainer

Cocaine, but originating from Columbia, and then moving from Texas to Mexico.

Rick: "We need 24 miles of Cocainer"

Mr. Strauss: "I disagree"

Mints: "I need some of that!"

by Trevman42069 December 22, 2020

Herefordshire cocaine

Icing sugar.

Herefordshire is so boring that even Herefordshire cocaine is just icing sugar.

by Melissa Brightman May 23, 2019