The church in which those who sit around it are mesmerized and are turned in to a transcended form. It is stated that those who come to the church every Tuesday instead of eating tacos are rewarded with a cup of piss in there hand within a chalice. Those who receive it may drink from the chalice and they may see a blessed video of the legend himself known as sodahead 13.
"What are you doing today?"
"I'm going to the church and try and get some piss."
"Oh, the Church of Piss!"
"I'm going to the church and try and get some piss."
"Oh, the Church of Piss!"
by haha pee pee uh oh stinky poo September 30, 2019
Get the The Church of Pissmug. An old church is a beautiful masterpiece of religious architecture and will stand out in any town or setting. Old Churches that are either made from wood or from stone are different from more modern churches simply because they feature a beautiful relaxing space with lots of nice colours. Lots of elegant churches like this can be found a lot in England, America, Australia and New Zealand. They look the best when they are in a country setting with surrounding trees and lakes.
by BlackTie12 February 21, 2020
Get the Old Churchmug. Horrible coffee made exclusively by churches. It is always way too weak and tastes odd. They just can't get it right!
guy 1: Hey, how's the coffee?
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.
by palindrome216 July 6, 2011
Get the Church Coffeemug. A want-to-be religion worshipping Mr.Clean. Seems like a cult and probably is. You are allowed to worship other gods, but Mr.Clean mostly. And it seems as if The Church of Mr.Clean hates Donald J. Trump.
Person 1: I wish there was a religion where I could worship Mr.Clean
Person 2: There actually is! It's called the Church of Mr.Clean!
Person 2: There actually is! It's called the Church of Mr.Clean!
by Mr.Clean❤️ November 11, 2020
Get the The Church of Mr.Cleanmug. Taylor Church is an amazing best friend. She would do anything for her friends from looking up there name meaning or just giving them guy advice. Taylor can also be lazy when she wants to but she is always a bad-ass. She is beautiful, and outgoing. She is one of those girls who doesn't fall over every guy who talks to her. She save herself for the right guy(after college of course). She loves her family, even thought they can be a pain. She loves animals and school.
by Tess Collins October 21, 2019
Get the Taylor Churchmug. Rat church is the church that is devoted to worshiping remy, mass starts at 11:03 on the third Monday of the month and we will do the following:
1. Light the candles of the rat (remy)saying remy (next candle) my rattitouile (next) the rat(next) of(next) all (next) my dreams (next) I praise you(next) my rattitoule(next) may the world(next) remember (next) your(next) name
2.we say lines from the ratatouille and sing some hymns.
3.we eat remys cheese and then blow out the candles while reciting the same passage.
1. Light the candles of the rat (remy)saying remy (next candle) my rattitouile (next) the rat(next) of(next) all (next) my dreams (next) I praise you(next) my rattitoule(next) may the world(next) remember (next) your(next) name
2.we say lines from the ratatouille and sing some hymns.
3.we eat remys cheese and then blow out the candles while reciting the same passage.
by Bugsx January 11, 2021
Get the remy churchmug. James: "My old pastor got caught for molesting some kid and went to New York"
Kyle: "Ah, the ol' church hop"
Kyle: "Ah, the ol' church hop"
by TheOlMikeWazoski January 11, 2018
Get the church hopmug.