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A comforting chimney sweeper 

A comforting chimney sweeper referece to the sexuall act, where after taking a shit, Person B cleans Person A's rectum for any additional "crums" with their tongue
Person 1:I just had a comforting chimney sweeper done to me, pls help
Person 2: a what?
Person 1: .....

Brown Tennessee Chimney 

When one has someone from behind in doggie position. Then the top mistakingly put their shirt over the noise to cover the smell. But is throttled by the smell that just came from the wind hole you created.
“Man I thought things were all good last night?” “Nah man I couldn’t stay for 5 seconds after smelling that brown Tennessee chimney”

Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops 

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.
“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”

The Risky Chimney 

Smoking either weed or cigarettes and blowing the smoke into your partners asshole when they are ass up face down and hoping they fart the smoke out without their permission
Yo! Did you hear Eric blew cigarette smoke into Brooke's asshole and she farted on his face??

Damn that nigga would pull off The Risky Chimney