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Canada

A country that lives under the shadow of the US and can't even figure out that it's just a low budget version of America.
SockMonkey on urbandictionary: The only country to successfully invade the United States and burn down the White House.
Reader: Is that the best you got, Canada? Have you been sitting with your thumbs up your asses boosting about that for the last 200 years? Weren't the british the ones that actually burned down the White House?
by Jack Ripley December 10, 2008
mugGet the Canadamug.

Canada

The land of queers and skanks. In the most recent of Colbert Nations, it was slighted for renaming its magazine "the Beaver" because Canadians are a bunch of ninnies.
Canada is such a land of queers and losers

Canadians eat douchebagels and creamed mancheese

Colbert was disappointed and issued a slam-session on Canadians for giving up on "the Beaver"
by JayCot February 4, 2010
mugGet the Canadamug.

canada

america's hat

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wow, canada looks so great on america.
by McNugget's January 30, 2008
mugGet the canadamug.

Canada

A piece of shit landmass that isn't even a country. They always say stuff like "Americans are fatasses who eat at McDonalds all day". But their still under power of the British Monarch. Tell Canada to grow a set of balls and declare independance from Britan, then mabye they can talk about The United States, who did this 200+ years ago.
Canada isn't even a real country anyway. Fuck Canada.
by Whateveren April 13, 2008
mugGet the Canadamug.

canada

If Canada is America's hat, would that make Mexico America's diaper?
Exactly.
by FrankTheTank707 June 10, 2011
mugGet the canadamug.

canada

A country blaming the US for everything going on wrong, despite the fact they are a developed country.
American kid who lost his dad in 9/11: I sure miss my pa...

Canadian: Oh shut up, you crybaby, you americans are all the same! What about Canada, huh, we need some sympathy too once in a while, even though we have just as much as America has, maybe more! >=(
by just some kid... January 4, 2009
mugGet the canadamug.

canada

If Canada were to blow up, it would reveal America's ugly hat hair.
by scrotal punch October 12, 2009
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