The land of queers and skanks. In the most recent of Colbert Nations, it was slighted for renaming its magazine "the Beaver" because Canadians are a bunch of ninnies.
Canada is such a land of
queers and
losersCanadians eat douchebagels and creamed mancheese
Colbert was disappointed and issued a slam-session on
Canadians for giving up on "the Beaver"