by mike wardroof April 22, 2019
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2. Stick Sharp nailed middle finger down urethra hole
3. Stick as far as possible until the dick explodes from the finger blocking the cum from escaping
4. The dick will next split in two one side will go left and next goes right
5. Then the severed dick will emit steam like a Bunsen burner
6. Then proceed to call it a Thomson Burner at the victims eyes till they die from too much satisfaction
7. Then Freestyle That shit
2. Stick Sharp nailed middle finger down urethra hole
3. Stick as far as possible until the dick explodes from the finger blocking the cum from escaping
4. The dick will next split in two one side will go left and next goes right
5. Then the severed dick will emit steam like a Bunsen burner
6. Then proceed to call it a Thomson Burner at the victims eyes till they die from too much satisfaction
7. Then Freestyle That shit
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Get the thomson burner mug.When you slather hot spicy stadium mustard on someone's forehead and they proceed to rub it on your taint, ass and balls.
by TheBarnacleBoys March 25, 2017
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Get the Jean Burner mug.Intense burning sensation you feel in your butthole after one shot of whiskey, usually is rectified after one to two more shots.
by WhiskeyDrinker28951 March 11, 2018
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Get the jack burner mug.A child stroller that costs under $30, that is usually foldable like an umbrella. This type of stroller can be left behind in public places by the owner and subject to being damaged, lost or stolen without guilt.
Parent 1: Should we bring the stroller on the plane to visit your parents?
Parent 2: No honey, bring the burner stroller so our $500 Greco doesn't get damaged or jacked when we check the stroller.
Parent 2: No honey, bring the burner stroller so our $500 Greco doesn't get damaged or jacked when we check the stroller.
by AndyEb August 29, 2016
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