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Blow Job

The act of blowing up a cock. Yes it is possible. It may cause a bladder or kidney infection, or possibly a urine track infection. Symptoms are pain in the side of the lower back on the right side. Pain when urinating or even blood in the urine.
"The prostitute charges $500 for the Blow Job."
by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 10, 2022
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Blow Job

When a lady decides she likes a dude and then they have oral sex where the woman sucks the dudes penis, its really complitcated. let me put this onto detail.
annah: "john im like so horny right now"
john: "you know what that means"
annah slowly takes off johns shirt as john takes off annahs shirt and bra
john stands up and annah goes on her knees his penis is out she sucks on it
annah does this for a little and then sperm erects from johns PP.

Blow Job
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by PleaseStop:) October 24, 2023
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bungie blow job

When two fags play destiny 2 an overhyped dead game that literally costs 3 dollars at game stop play it every fucking day that enjoy a advance 69 position where the fat gay guy is on bottom being pegged in the mouth with the two Inch Willy by the other guy while he’s doing push ups on the fat man whilst sucking the crusty dick.
Nick and Josh play so much destiny two together they do a bungie blow job together after every lost match of gambit.
by Raymoney$$$$$ December 14, 2019
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Peanut Butter Blow Job

A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.
My girlfriend is the queen of the peanut butter blow job.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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Blow job

A term for the person in lawn scaping that is tasked with blowing away the leaves and grass and all the shit left behind. Usually with a leaf blower.
Tony, your on blow job today, no pun intended, don't go sucking dicks Tony.
by Resonanaced September 8, 2020
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CORN CHIP BLOW JOB

A CORN CHIP BLOW BLOW JOB IS THE ACT OF EATING SOME CORN CHIPS AND CHEWING BUT NOT SWALLOWING,

THEN PROCEEDING TO GIVE ORAL SEX TO A PARTNER.
MY DICK LOOKS LIKE ITS BEEN THROUGH A MEAT GRINDER AND STINGS BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME A CORN CHIP BLOW JOB LAST NIGHT.
by MuddyBottoms August 30, 2021
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Dutch Blow Job

Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.
Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.
by CatFishSandwitch May 22, 2024
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