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Bank Goggles

Somewhat similar to "Beer Goggles", a common ailment in which one's over consumption of alcohol makes it appear as if said victim's bank account is several times larger than reality. Victim is prone to suicide and/or vehicular reposession/eviction shortly thereafter.
"No way Scott - you aren't paying for all of us... take your Bank Goggles off."
"Oh, bullshit!", he yelled as he picked himself up off the bar floor. "Let me pick up the tab - we've had bottle service for 9 hours, so I can't really do the math right now. Hell, it's only $3800, who cares! Pfffft. Bag Nozzles! Whatever."
by FlashGibby March 10, 2009
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bankrollbaby

A sub who calls themself a "soft dom" as not inform people they actually want to be pegged.
he's such a bankrollbaby, we all know he actually wants to be pegged.
by mags:) January 28, 2021
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piggy bank vagina

A women that only fucks men that have a lot of money. Age is not a factor.
"you do not have a chance of getting in her pants, she has a piggy bank vagina"
by hildy-ho February 16, 2009
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Poor man's bank

My account is at the poor man's bank on 1st Street, the pawn shop that has my trumpet and drum kit in the display window.
by North Central Johnny July 18, 2009
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Wank in the bank

To masturbate prior to a date where you are pretty sure you will get a shag. Having already ejaculated some hours before, the shag lasts its maxmum time
Anne was hot, good job I had a wank in the bank or I would have blown my load before she even got her knickers off
by Slipstream222 August 11, 2008
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spank bank

Noun. A zoo of images one creates in his or her mind in order to be withdrawn at a later date to be used as assisistance while pounding one out. The bank is only temporary storage and is inferior in many ways to the cellular phone camera.

See mental picture.
Damn I hope the spank bank is open on sundays because I'm makin' a deposit!
by kjcw September 25, 2006
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Lloyd Banks

A member of G-Unit.
Got shot 2 times, had to run himself to the hospital and got hit by a car on the way.
Good rapper.
Lloyd Banks drops that ill shit.
by nyne mil November 29, 2003
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