Angry Wheelbarrow

when a man takes a woman from behind whilst holding her legs and standing, preferabbly with her arms tied to her sides, so that her face grinds along the floor.

the angry wheelbarrow is the ultimate form of punishment

by MrTruddleswick May 15, 2006

Angry End of the Aztecs

A group of about seven guys take off their clothes and form a big teepee or pyramid of sorts, everyone facing the inside. A young girl then strips down, and invades the pyramid. All the guys, while maintaining the pyramid, jerk off and ejaculate on the girl, who is now jumping around. The men then take knives and cut off their dicks, showering the girl in blood, semen, and dicks. An outsider, dressed only in a Spanish army helmet, comes in with a torch, and lights both the pyramid and the girl on fire.

Last night the track team did the Angry End of the Aztecs. I was the spaniard, and I'm the only one who survived.

by AngryBubs March 16, 2009

Voltaire's Angry Glove

You take a latex sleeve that goes up to your shoulder, like what they use to inseminate pigs, and you roll it in Elmer's glue. Then you sprinkle rock salt and a little bit of broken glass onto the glove so it's stuck to it. Then you shove your arm into someone's asshole and just drag your knuckles up and down along the sides of the colon. Then you shove a rat in there and cork up the ass with wine cheese. Eventually the pressure will build up and the cheese will go flying off spraying fecal matter and blood everywhere.

I just performed Voltaire's Angry Glove on that puppy and now its dead

by Bryton Bradby November 1, 2007

Angry Lawnmower

When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you pull her arms out from underneath her so her face is flat on the ground. You continue to thrust against her and, using her arms to direct her, move her forward like you are mowing a lawn.

"My boyfriend gave me an angry lawnmower last night and now my cheek hurts."

"I lawnmowered my girlfriend last night towards the beer."

by DFarese February 5, 2009

angry demon

you tie your girlfriend to your bed with bondage. and leave. You then proceed to beat her with your dick until she is red like a demon. She will most likely scream, but thats becasue she is turning into a demon. cum on her face to turn her back to a human.

I turned my girlfriend into an angry demon last night thankfully i transformerd her back.

by me likey ur mom February 14, 2012

angry elephant

When a man pulls his pants down and presses his junk against a window( preferably a floor to ceiling window, sans muntin. The penis resembles the trunk, whilst the thighs on either side give the appearance of two large ears.

I did the angry elephant to your mom and she was filled with lust and fear...

by captain weenis May 11, 2009

Angry Hockey Player

This can only be used in the North East and only in Winter. While your having sex doggie style you pull you partners shirt up over her head (like a fight in the NHL) then punch her repeatedly in the back of the head until you shoot your load (puck) into her goal.

I went skating with your sister last night and gave her an Angry Hockey Player.

by StanMill August 29, 2005