Alyssa

When a woman locks her legs around a man during sex, causing him to impregnate her.

I wanted to trap him, so I Alyssa'd his ass.

by Rbndctnrysrnmbr12 November 25, 2016

Alyssa

Alyssa is a strange person. She knows a lot of people but doesn’t have a lot of friends. She can be cool if you get to know her but many people don’t want to! Sometimes she can be pretty but sometimes not so much.

You know that girl Alyssa? She’s weirddd.

by johjohseewah December 6, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is a very insecure person she doesn’t like herself but loves this one boy. She falls head over heels in love with this one boy that she loves very much! Alyssa doesn’t realize how lucky she is to have things in her life but she soon will.

Boy: Alyssa is so beautiful

Alyssa: I’m so ugly....
Boy: (walks to Alyssa) will you go out with me?
Alyssa: YES!!!!
1 month later...
Boy: This isn’t working out sorry
Alyssa: Oh ok.....

by Łöśēr¡ January 16, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is mine so back off im on the phone with her hehe

Alyssa is mine

by A l y s s a June 19, 2019

Alyssa

Cutest girl ever. Her brown hair matches the color of her eyes and her smile is as magical as a constellation in the night sky. However, her outward beauty is nothing compared to that of her personality. She loves making friends and talking to new people. She is nice to everyone and helps those who she sees are in need of it. If one is lucky enough to get her to like them, one should thank God, the Buddha, Zeus, and Odin for all I care that they were the one that she fell for. She is a treasure to the lives of everyone she comes in contact with. She is the most amazing and beautiful thing to ever exist.

Person 1: Dude I'm dating Alyssa

Person 2: OMG I'm so happy for you dude make her happy alright? If you break her heart, the world will go dark. Congrats mate

by MLG Florida Man February 15, 2021

Alyssa

Alyssa is an amazing girl. She is beautiful, smart, and kind. If you get on her nerves she will knock you out but if you are her best friend she will never let go of you. She is the best damn thing you will ever see and I bet that.

marc who is that

Huncho damn it's Alyssa and she fine as hell
Alyssathnx

by Hdhdjsjdbbd April 21, 2019

Alyssa

She is a amazing and wonderful person at times she could act a little sped but she also has a very contagious laugh and amazing legs, eyes, and lips. She is someone that is very unique but also special.

Girl: did you see Alyssa new boyfriend?
Girl 2: omg yes I canylt believe it.

by Erica30 March 2, 2019