The Unholy Goofy Ahhness

The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 ‘Kairav’. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.

A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action

Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe

by Ovall September 15, 2023

goofy ahh nigga

goofy little silly black person

shut ur goofy ahh nigga up

by sighstr6ed January 27, 2025

Goofy ahh

Alright. Soooo, something "goofy ahh" basically means the gen z's reaction to legit EVERYTHING. Whenever someone dies, or something sad and deppressing happens, there's always that one kid that replies to that twitter or redit post like "hahaha that was so goofy ahh" or "Daum that really looks like goofy ahh quandale dingle." you may never see me again because i have died of cringe

bruuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
*goofy ahh sound effects*

Elon Musk: OMG guys Mark Suckerburg just died "shocked face".
Legit every kid: daum, thats so f*cking goofy. I wonder what his last words were.

Mark suckerburgs last words be like: Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse.
Again that one kid: im gonna go surf through r/fatherless and try to find my father. I find it so goofy ahh that he left me for the lactose intolerant cream cheese and never came back.

by Xx_F0rtNiteSweaT%@##_xX August 31, 2022

RICH AHH KID

Basically Kenny (2nd version of Tony Stark) who is rich with a net worth of 12.4 billion 2x doubled.

Hey Timmy have you seen Kenny? No you dumbass his name is RICH AHH KID

by goofy ahh travis scott May 27, 2022

oscar ahh

oscar the type of guy to have a definition

this oscar ahh meal

by motorspirit August 7, 2024

period ahh period uhh

BRIT BARBIE period ahh period uhh is a song
by ofc BRIT BARIBE

i am period ahh you are period uhh. period ahh period uhhh

by Mr. Toedawgs September 25, 2022

ooh ahh ooh

the sound a crowd of people make during the 4th of july.

"ooh ahh ooh"

by onihascats May 3, 2023