Team Jobby

The act of two or more people going for a crap simultaneously. They may also incorporate a game of battle shits(see battle shits definition).

Person 1 : "Mate I'm choking for a shite I've got a turtle heed poking out"

Person 2 : "Same mate. Team Jobby?"

Person 1 : "Sound mate you're getting smoked at battle shits."

by Captain Jobby June 18, 2012

Where is the team?!?!

A phrase used in the online multiplayer gaming societies. The phrase describes a reaction of a player that has started a team fight but his team has not followed him because the other players have brain malfunction which results in the player going alone in the enemy team and getting killed because of it.

Ok, I will dive the enemy team from behind and you guys just follow me….. Where is the team?!?!

by onq tam March 31, 2022

Team Martino

They are a supportive special group of people. We're loyal and unstoppable. We're the type of group that if you come foom our favorite better believe we're COMING FOR YOUR ASS! We're the type that if no one supports our fav better believe we will. We are not just a fan base, but we are a FAMILY.

We will always stick together no matter what.

Team Martino is the best

by I'm a Martino Fan May 16, 2016

Team No Walls

a horrifying group of gay people. pretend they're the plastics from mean girls

Team No Walls should be eradicated

by tanya smith publicity July 30, 2021

Team Drizzy

The fandom of Drake
A peaceful fan base until they hear something about Drake and then all the secret fans come to help and support him.

Woah what team you on #teammeek or #teamdrizzy nigga obviously team Drizzy

by Blanket51123 March 30, 2019

Team tampon

The term applied to a group of males, who supposedly think they are cool, when in fact they are all greatly lacking in ladish genitalia. Fellow Lads may choose to categorise males who refuse to engage in creeping, late night perversion on women, or any general laddish antics as being a member of team tampon. A male may remove himself from this team by metaphorically removing his 'tampon', by doing something relatively ladish.

Ok boys we will all go creep and get laid, Team Tampon can remain at the side of the bar drinking their Malibu and Pineapple.

by creepUnited February 13, 2012

Team sath

Assembly of wanna be twitter handles.

Team sath is dumb.

by anonymous June 19, 2021