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boob grab situation

When you try to fistbump someone who is trying to high five you, and you get into that awkward high five-fistbump tango looking like both of you are grabbing boobs back and forth.
Man I got into a bad boob grab situation with my coworker last night at the afterwork, she was trying to high five me while I was trying to fistbump her.
by Mister twink January 24, 2023
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Steppenbrother's Situation

The scientific term for when someone gets stuck in a one-way hole (I.E. a Washing Machine) with no way to get out without the assistance of another party.

While doing the smex is the most common response to a Steppenbrother's Situation, it is not the only one.
Person A (Jack): Dammit Claudia, how the fuck did you get stuck in the AC unit!?

Person B (Claudia): Does that look like it matters right now!? Get me out!

Jack: Nah, as a high ranking member of the Mickey Mouse Club, I have to analyze this Steppenbrother's Situation so that it doesn't happen again.
by MDLuffy1234 September 4, 2022
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Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation

When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)
Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF
by Dee-endah June 12, 2023
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Plaper Situation

When your life fluctuates between weird to fucked up to lost and everything in between.
"Is she drunk? "
"Why else would someone play air guitar for half an hour straight?"
"Dude this is a pretty plaper situation we've got on our hands."
by xnofy May 6, 2010
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emergency frog situation

Something that was found on reddit and was ‘spammed all over twitter
That severe storm was an emergency frog situation!
by whiteate33 January 2, 2024
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Situation-Jason

A man prone to accidents, trouble, and problems.
“Man, something is always happening to you, and only you, your just a Situation-Jason.
by Devin Canolli August 15, 2024
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