Papa Swift

Papa Swift is Phil Swift from the Flex Tape Infomercials made popular by JonTron in “Waterproofing My Life With FLEX TAPE - JonTron” which turned into a Meme

Papa Swift is the Greatest thing!

by DeadAssDeadInside April 15, 2019

papa express

A 5:30 am cycling ride for fathers who can no longer enjoy the luxury and flexibility of a child free lifestyle.

I have to do the Papa Express tomorrow to palmetto and be back by 8ish, in time to get breakfast ready for my boys so my sick wife can stay in bed.

by Papa4life November 6, 2017

papa bernie

the best grand father ever to have. gives you any thing in the world . and has missing teeth

hi papa bernie did you get my 1,000 dollars. practically toothless says yes

by chloe the verry best June 30, 2017

papa julio

Papa julio is the slender grey rectangular through which the sweet taste of nicotine can enter your popcorn lungs. More commonly referred to as the juul, papa julio can accommodate flavors ranging from tobacco to cucumber. Followers of papa julio can be identified by their iconically pastel shirts and non-water-proof boat shoes.

Brad: Man I just took the fattest rip of papa julio and now I can't feel my fingers.
Chad: Yo pass me papa.
Thad: Can I get that boy after you?

by followersofpapa October 21, 2018

papa raj

A huge babe who adopts many kids from third world countries and is an Indian that was found in a box in the Panama Canal

Man he likes curry and he adopted a war orphan, he's a papa raj

by Aushvin December 11, 2016

PAPA SMURF

Its a way to be cute (petname) with your significant other. Papa smurf was the oldest and had the wisdom to guide everyone.Daddy leader provider.

Babe is the papa smurf in our home. He (or She) always gives us good advice when we need it

by BreezeBonita September 15, 2018

Papa Jeremy

A bad ass mutha fucka that will drop kick you into next week if you look at his grand daughter the wrong way.

You just messed with the wrong Papa Jeremy

by Lost-n-AK November 19, 2020