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benning

Benning, is a term used desribe a white monkey that has nearly bald head. He also gives the best head as he is black on a tuesday. a benning gets no bitches, only the opposing signifagant of females. He is also a NPC everyday of the week and a nigga
damm bro you really pulled a benning
by white boy conner May 20, 2022
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Ben

wait you know ben?
yea hes the biggest stinky pooopoo!
by sdfghjkhgfdfgbhnm, July 2, 2020
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Ben

A feckin' Mad Lad
A big Pingus
Good with the females ;D
Man, look at Ben hitting up them females!
by Beiri_Nashi December 2, 2019
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Ben

A well-done-steak-loving ham and cheese sandwich who, despite his best efforts, can't get over his love for Thais Jackson.
Look at that ham and cheese sandwich Ben staring at Thais from across the dining hall; he can barely pay attention to his well-done steak!
by Ollie Seed November 5, 2022
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Ben

Smarter than people know, lazier than most, can't dance for shit but can slow dance any day, any mood, loving but not the most attractive, but he's got these great blue eyes that shine like steel. His hair isn't anything interesting, but it's hair. He enjoys sports but he only truly excels at one to two sports.
*in the gym*
(Insert last name)!

*enter Ben*
Ben: Hello folks
by Thatguybenb May 19, 2022
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Ben

A poop-munching guy who has dated half the male population.
Have you checked the toilet for any Bens before you take a crap?
by The mixer-upper April 24, 2020
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Ben

He's alright I guess. He often makes cringy puns and dad jokes, but can be funny at times.
Person 1: Who's that
Person 2: Ben
Person 1: oh ok
Both walk away with disinterest
by fuckmeharderuwu February 3, 2021
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