hog yanking

The act of vigorously pulling on ones own penis. Usually performed in this way when very angry or frustrated.

Joes in the bathroom hog yanking again. The poor guy tries and tries but just can't get laid!

by Ratdogzz March 26, 2017

Space hogging

Space hogging is when someone hogs and won't share any type of space that is designed for shared enjoyment such as a bed, sofa or a seat on a public form of transport.

I am lying in bed next to my girl and she is space hogging all of the space again!

by Deep_thought November 07, 2015

hog's tether

A short distance--either literal or figurative.

1) After what went down in Savannah, I don't trust that guy any further than a hog's tether!

2) We can walk--that bagel place is a hog's tether away.

3) Turn right on Kimball, and then you're a hog's tether from the pool; it will be on your left.

by Rogue6 June 15, 2013

hog blossoms

Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.

Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."

by Challbaby82 June 25, 2016

Separate the hogs

To go to the bathroom

I need to pee. I'm gonna go separate the hogs.

by google.comorg February 20, 2021

Hog Stain

Staining resulting from improper handling of pork products.

Do not get hog stains on my wall.

by maccymac November 05, 2019

hog pizzum

One who delights in and commonly practices selfish behavior.

That goddamn hog pizzum Sally Struthers ate all the Chips-Ahoys and didn't leave me any.

by Stuck5150 July 25, 2011