Zoomed

Completely inundated with online meetings.

I’m zoomed out today.

by GeminiDragon April 17, 2020

zoom mourning

The act of mourning over zoom or related services. A necessity which emerged during the lockdowns of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic.

I won't be able to gather with my family or community to mourn the victims of the Portapique shooting. We will be zoom mourning instead.

by mtlgirl April 20, 2020

zoom boom

The act of collectively watching pornographic content during a Zoom meeting.

It was so fun to zoom boom with the homies last night !

by Niarcisse April 21, 2020

Zoom snort

To snort loudly during a zoom meeting.
To stifle a laugh which causes one to snort

while zooming.

The girls where zoom snorting during their six hour zoom room.

The teacher was mad when Mary zoom snorted during zoom class.

by Ohnoooo April 27, 2020

Zoom

Where school is today, the future app which online classes are, and edit your background to a lavish mansion to show off to your friends. School is inevitable.

Jessica: What are you doing?
Michelle: Going on zoom
Jessica: Why
Michelle: We have a maths class right now your late

by a typical human being April 28, 2020

Zooming Out

Zoning out on a Zoom meeting/class because it's not how we are inherently meant to communicate as human beings.

Man I was zooming out during that lecture and didn't learn shit.

by Assignment 5 April 28, 2020

zoomed

When a student from another school flashes a zoom class call. Normally flashing buttocks or breasts on a rare and more intense situation the male or female genitals are shown on the call. Typically leads to a serious conversation with school administration and the "zooming" occurs a week after.

Did you hear what happened in Ms.Twomeys religion class?
No what happened?
Some kid came on and "Zoomed" (v.) everyone.

by Chicken nuggets224 April 29, 2020