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Wifey Butter

(noun) Something especially made with extra love, time, and care, usually food, in order to impress the future or current husband. A product, usually a food item, created in order to flex those cooking skills as "wifey material" to impress your significant other.

A playful and creative expression to describe the idea of a woman showcasing her cooking skills or other abilities to impress her significant other, similar to how someone might use butter as a special ingredient to enhance the flavor and appeal of a dish. It's saying she is putting forth extra effort to demonstrate qualities that may be associated with a "wifey" or ideal partner.

Used in a lighthearted and non-literal manner here and shouldn't be taken as a suggestion that a woman's worth is solely based on her cooking or ability to impress others. The examples are used humorously to describe the effort put into impressing the significant other through food or actions.
example with food:

Girlfriend makes amazing cheesecake for her new boyfriend. A lemon zest cheesecake topped with blueberry compote. Super extra. It takes hours from scratch in her springform pan. She wakes up at 2am to take it out of the oven. She doesn't do this for just anyone. Only someone worthy of being impressed by this extra effort. She knows this will impress anyone, so she only flexes for the correct guy, and only once in a while to keep it special.
Boyfriend says, "Wow, this tastes so amazing!
Girlfriend, "Yeah, don't get used to it. That's just a taste of dat wifey butter!"

Other example:
She does that thing he really really likes. He's impressed she thought of it. She gives a nod like and a smooth look. "Yeah, you know that was good. That's that wifey butter."

Coined by Tiffany Rachel.

"Wifey Butter" represents a metaphorical substance or quality that someone (in this case, the girlfriend) possesses or showcases in order to impress their significant other, indicating that they have the skills and traits associated with a desirable partner or potential spouse.

Ultimately, "wifey butter" represents the efforts made to create a lasting impression and maintain a special connection with someone significant in their life. The analogy with food and cooking is used to add a playful touch to the expression.
by wifeybutter July 23, 2023
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butter-snaggles

Man, that girl had a great ass, but did you see her butter-snaggles?
by danish nightmare February 26, 2009
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Peanut Butter Blaster

When you are having anal sex and the woman has diarrhea.
I had to take a shower after giving her the peanut butter blaster.
by Sithlordo66 May 20, 2023
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butter boy

A boy, not man, that passes butter or collects butter towards others
Charles was the idiotic butter boy and constantly passed butter to the wrong people.
by Elber it Sits January 20, 2020
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Hot Buttered MonkeyLove

Sex so filthy the troop of spider monkeys at the local zoo escape to come groom you both afterwards!
Nicole and I had a Hot Buttered MonkeyLove session that even an hour long shower couldn’t cleanse our souls afterwards.
by Bent Boy September 22, 2023
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mermaid butter

Butter collected from the scales of menstruating mermaids specifically in the northern parts of the Atlantic Ocean. Used primarily by fishing communities to add a unique flavor to seafood based dishes.
Gibli and Rafe just got back with 3 barrels of mermaid butter! Those poor creatures, too bad they’re so tasty!
by Texaskris December 23, 2023
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Butter Tax

Also known as the "Big Head Taxed," it is an added percentage tax to all purchased goods in proportion to the buyer's head diameter.
"You're total is $21.73"

"And how much do I owe you for the Butter Tax?"

"$13.40"
by The Mad Yeeter October 25, 2023
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