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Fuck me boots

the original slang for prostiboots.

Uggs' arch-nemesis.

Form-fitting foot apparel worn for clubbing that traditionally extends above the knee to titillate both men and women alike.
Dick: "I love your fuck me boots."

(replied with shock and awe)

Mary: "Thanks."
by Jonni1 March 1, 2009
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fucked me under

To do something extremely fucked up to another person by witholding from them what they are entiltled to.
I attended every class of math 101 during the semester and got A's on all the tests except the final which i got an 89.
my professor completely fucked me under and gave me a B+ as my final grade.
by Lamictal December 19, 2008
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Garlic Knot me

When someone uses the term “garlic knot me” its a cry for help to get away from their pedo sinister bf/ significant other. Or it can be used to ask for a yummy garlic knot.
Omg garlic knot me my boyfriend is taking me to 7th street.

Omg garlic knot me i’m big like al.
by Kwincykun May 10, 2021
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Got me dirty

When a dirty low class girl pretends to be a classy woman to get into a relationship with a man that is too good for her.
I thought she was the one but it turns out that bitch got me dirty.
by N8thaFkNgr8 December 3, 2018
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Mount me monty

A whore who will sleep with everyone you know except for you (when you want to rail her). A mount me monty knows you want her and could be refered to as a cocktease. Although many males want to rail a mount me monty you should be advicsed to never have a relationship with one as they will definately cheat on you.
Man what I would give to do that Mount me monty. I would never date her though!
by vegeta867 January 2, 2013
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Fuck me yesssss

Yessssss fuck me yessssss harder HARDER
by Pussy eater 0 February 19, 2019
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Santa screwed me

A basic, blunt way to let your friends know you got nothing you wanted for Christmas.
"Have a good Christmas?"

"It was ok, but Santa screwed me."
by Cheesy and dangerous. December 29, 2014
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