autistic bean disorder

‘the way in which a human has a unusual craving for baked beans and likes the sensation of them being all over their body’
‘Lillie loves to shove beans in her hair cause she has the autistic bean disorder
by Daniel19 December 13, 2019
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Green Bean

A Green Bean is a Callie, a callie is a big shat head, that likes a nigga named renzo right now, but has a mans.
by SG AND JG November 16, 2018
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Bean feast

When you shove a bunch of pinto beans up your pee hole and then shoot them out whether alone, with a lover or at a gala event.
Did you go to Todd's place over the weekend?

Hell yeah man, an epic bean feast for all! Pinto beans flying everywhere!
by Binghies June 3, 2024
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Cool Beans

An expression to show that you find the topic cool or that you don't really care
by I simp for 2D men July 3, 2020
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Beaned

To be beaned is to be playing a spy/stealth game, attempt to kill your target, and have them kill you first out of your lack of skill.
Jim totally beaned me when he found out he was my target.
by The Bean Men May 19, 2019
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Bean

If you have nothing to say, say 'bean'
person: Hi, how are you doing?

You: BEAN
by KEITH THE BEAn April 13, 2021
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Cum Bean

A little cutie that may (or may not) make you ejaculate.
by Oklahoma20 December 20, 2021
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