Anal Chicken Numpklin

Getting blumpkin from a person with no arms or legs then fucking the shit out there ass till they shit all over the floor then making them lick the shot off the floor

Isiah Veranesse gave a anal chicken numpklin to jenna

by DADDY TWIZZY April 24, 2022

anal majesty

1. Referring to the absolute perfection of one's ass or ass hole.

2. A fucking idiot who is handsome or pretty but smells.

1. Damn girl! What a thicc ass! Bring dat anal majesty over here!
2. He's cute Becky, but that anal majesty is not the guy for you.

by SanePsycho February 20, 2018

anal retentive

When you have to poop in a hurry so you let out just enough to stop the pain.

C- Why are you so pissy?
D- Dude, I am just a little anal retentive and the paper was so hard I got paper cuts on my ass.

by MamaWe November 1, 2018

Anal

When you shove a dick in your shit hole, hurts like crazy, wouldn’t recommend.

Ashley: “why are you walking like a penguin?”

Brian: “Ted and I tried anal last night, never again.”

by AB4E July 2, 2024

Anal-Speaking

When someone's speech is so outrageous, he's speaking out of his ass.

John, as usual, would making such outrageous statements that were not true, everyone felt he was anal-speaking again.

by Compendium-of useful info November 15, 2025

Anal

When someone rapes a vegetable.

See that guy in the wheelchair? I gave him anal last night

by analdrysuckmeoff March 26, 2017

anal gag

When ur ass gags

That was the best anal gag I have ever had

by AssTickler May 7, 2018