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i was at your moms house

an answer to any question involving "where".
<bob> where were you last night?

<rick> i was at your moms house

<bob> ok
by soccer dude May 18, 2006
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Doin' Your Mom

something only horny delegates use when they are losing a fight or simply too retarded
some guy: LOL I BE DOIN' YOUR MOM
normal person: how about you go get an actual person to do with rather use it as an "insult" if it is one any ways
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I fuck your mom

Preacher:have you heard of Jesus

Me:I fuck your mom
Preacher:dies
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your mom goes to college

Originating from the lackadaisy slam, "Your mom." Made crazily popular by Kip in Napoleon Dynamite (2004.)

This term is used basically whenever it is wanted, even if it is completely random or irrevelant to the subject at hand.

That's okay. At least my mom doesnt go to college. She's a housewife.
Ann- Shut up Bob! You suck!
Bob- Your mom goes to college!
Ann- That is so last year.
Bob- Your MOM is so last year. HAHAHAHAHA!
Ann- *sighs and walks off*
by emmelie April 14, 2006
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Derricks fat fucking mom

KILLL YOURSELF DERICK IN FUCKING TORONTO CANADA KYS
DERRICKS FAT FUCKING MOM SUCKS DIIIIICKS
by milk in bread balls August 27, 2022
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Dropping a piano on your mom

The process of having 88 interracial men sequentially inserting their penises into your mom.
"Your mom is such a whore."
"No she's not."
"Yeah she is dude, I heard the local sports teams were dropping a piano on your mom last weekend."
by Kim Jong Two November 24, 2022
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ur…ur.. UR MOM

the thing you say when you’re in the hospital with your mother joyce and your brain is being eaten out by a mind flayer
“will, will will WILL!!!! DO U KNOW WHO I AM??? DO U KNOW WHO I AM???”

ur…ur.. UR MOM
by ilikedilfdaddies July 10, 2022
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