Where do I begin... Alex is one of those guys who is never going to be your top pick. He is never gonna have the sexiest body. He is never even gonna have a killer dick. But, what does Alex have? Money and time. When you are desperate, you are gonna go over to Alex's house, he will be ready to pay you for whatever you preform on him. It feels so wrong, after all, he lives just .4 miles away from the daddies on the path. However, everyone needs to start low and work their way up the latter. That is why Alex is there, he is just a starting point to sluttyness.
"Fuck man I just gave Alex head cuz I needed $20"
"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."
"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."
by D_sukaifykykyk August 14, 2022
Get the Alexmug. by FearingKarma October 11, 2021
Get the Alexmug. by brad061 June 25, 2019
Get the alex weissmug. Alex is the first love you’d always think about, he is sweet and kind and loves battle cats and jojos (those who know) he’s the funniest person in the world and makes me feel comfortable and loved <3
He promises to be with me forever “and ever and ever” pls God let him be the one-P.S the love of your life
He promises to be with me forever “and ever and ever” pls God let him be the one-P.S the love of your life
Alex (elianneys bf) the love of my life
Roblox is life
life is Roblox
Jojos is peak
The world is a jojos reference
Roblox is life
life is Roblox
Jojos is peak
The world is a jojos reference
by Stitch ;u; April 2, 2025
Get the ALEX (elianneys bf)mug. 
Alex is a guy that’s not very good at french, if you ever meet someone that isn’t good at french you should call them an alex
by Rubyyy12 December 5, 2023
Get the Alexmug.