Spoo on a Poo

When a man ejaculates on a turd in the toilet AKA Spoo On A Poo

Yo man, my buddy just took a Spoo on a poo!

by ButtHairBurrito97 October 28, 2025

Poo nap

When you go to the toilet, sit down and accidentally fall asleep.

Where’s Dave? He went to the toilet 3 hours ago? Must be having a poo nap!

by SirSweepy November 3, 2025

Cutsie Poo

Cutsie poo

(noun / adjective / term of endearment)

A playful, slightly ridiculous way to describe someone or something that is ridiculously cute, adorable, or charming — usually said in a teasing, affectionate, or flirty way. Often used for babies, pets, crushes, or objects that are way too cute for their own good.

Used when:

You see a puppy wearing a tiny sweater.

Your friend does something awkwardly adorable.

Someone sends a text that makes your heart melt.

Synonyms / related terms: adorable, precious, squishy, cutesy, smol bean

Examples:**

Friend: “Look at this baby goat!”
You: “OMG, cutsie poo!”

Partner: “I baked cookies just for you.”
You: “Aww, you’re such a cutsie poo.”

Friend sends a selfie with puppy ears filter: “Cutsie poo alert!”

by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025

Marinating a poo

The act of keeping a large poo inside your rectum, and "marinating" it by farting around it for a while, so you can enjoy the intoxicating scent of stronger smelling farts during the marinating process.

Bill your farts smell heavenly!
Well they should, ive been marinating a poo for about an hour!

by Fecal India November 13, 2025

Pout Poo

Sulking on the toilet for way too long at Perth international airport because you’re salty about not being allowed into the business lounge 5 hours before your flight.

Doctor had a 90‑minute sulk in the airport toilet, doing a full “pout poo,” because they refused to let him into the business‑class lounge five hours before his flight – the ultimate first‑world tantrum.

by Fester1 November 26, 2025

Cum-Poo Panda

The act of defecating on the toilet, then proceeding to stand up face the toilet, aim your member towards your black steamy melted shit and tug your member in a back in forth motion till your getting ready to ejaculate on said faeces. Then proceeding to eat it!

No way... Brad went AFK and performed a cum-poo panda to Lemon!

by KrispyCum November 28, 2025

The Bro Poo

When the bro is seating on your lap well staring you into your eyes well docking and pooing together in the same toilet

I was at a party and asked bro you wanna go do a the bro poo.

It’s all in the neck it’s called niggagility

(Bro that’s the best bro poo I’ve ever had.)

by The BRO POO December 3, 2025