Mexican Stitch Up

Refers to the situation where a party girl gets separated from her friends in Mexico. Following the murder, the abdominal organs are removed and replaced with bags of cocaína. The outer abdomen is sewn back together, with party girls' body then being used as a mule to transfer the narcotics across the U.S. border, posing as Javier's girlfriend. Hence, Mexican "stitch up".

Person 1: "Did you hear what happened to Ashleigh on her party holiday in Mexico?"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"

by oatsmyscrotes November 17, 2019

Mexican friend

Mexican friend, a person who you can never trust except telling the time.

hey Mexican friend, how long till the bell rings

by skinny.white.ugly.boy.69@gmail November 21, 2019

mexican town house

A position where the ears and mouth at penetrated

I will Mexican town house you wife

by Bigboy lu lu April 4, 2019

mexican mason

An absolute man that you creme in your pants every time you see him. He just makes everyone bisexual so he can fuck them with his 20 foot dick.

Mexican Mason is a complete Lover.

by Hard Ass Nipples April 10, 2019

Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.

I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.

by theangryvegan May 26, 2019

Mexican Sleepover

When your friend passes out at an intersection, preferably under a street light.

Kyle got so drunk he had a Mexican sleepover on east and cedar.

by PeenileKyle June 21, 2019

mexican pinkeye

When you come back on a business trip from Mexico and wake up with a left swollen eye and have no idea how it happened.

I don't know if my employee should travel to our Business Headquarters for internal meetings. I woke up with Mexican pinkeye this weekend and look foolish.

by Dbubs82 February 24, 2019