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Brown House Crawford

Very similar to the White House Crawford but instead of the stripper farting the cocaine in your face you just snort the cocaine and she farts in your face anyways #dubup.net #SmartDog
I went to the strip club but the stripper didn’t want to put the cocaine in her butt so she gave me the Brown House Crawford instead and farted in my face
by anonymous November 25, 2023
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House Porn

Feeds of Trulia, Realtor.com, Zillow, etc that excite men/women as much as does xnxx, RedTube, etc. Could also be the hours of realtor information often streamed on public television OR print media also that excite one similar to watching soft core or nudie magazines.
I scroll through my Trulia feed several times a day and send my friends fantasy houses like single people trade noodz. Totally addicted to house porn.
by TorchuredHeart July 16, 2021
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Problem solver. Available 24x7 to help. Someone who will help you achieve your dreams. Great with finances! Believes in the 3Fs of life - Fun, Family, Future.

The only company you want to be in.
I am with Piramal Capital & Housing Finance Ltd.. I have never felt so valued in my life!
by happyuser@123 December 14, 2021
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Hotel House

An oxymoron for a short term rental in a residential neighborhood; especially one known for a parade of loud parties,
The neighbors greeted the new hotel house with open contempt.
by mlhiss January 5, 2024
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House Shit

A collective of both short term and long term goals, tasks, and activities which are performed within the domain, for the benefit of ones personal space and/or shared spaces. This also includes doing nothing at all.

The type of shit that you do at home
On my day off, I thought it would be best to stay home and do some house shit.

"What are you doing?"
"Not much, just here at home doing some house shit"
by z46k December 30, 2023
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Roosters in the hen house

Hey Becky, what are those guys doing here?

Becky: Oh they're just roosters in the hen house
by llameboy July 6, 2018
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