A term (with farmer/redneck etymology) when two or more guys are trying to get behind a pickup truck or SUV stuck in an off-road rut or muddy patch, and subsequently get hosed down and splattered with mud and water when the (often female) weakest driver gets behind the wheel and thinks the best maneuver is to put the pedal to the medal and go full throttle to get the vehicle unstuck and out of the rut.
Me and Daryl got completely splatter-douched when Ellie Mae tried to push the Ford out of that manure pit after unloading all that stinky silage for them there steers.
by metromicron October 24, 2014
Get the splatter-douchmug. A douche is a trustee of a family estate who says he's going to file a "stolen property" police report on his sister and brother-in-law for picking up their 80-year-old mother for a fancy birthday dinner in a restaurant.
The douche locked his 17-year-old pregnant niece out of his mother's house in the middle of the night.
The douche decided to charge rent on the paintings hanging on his mother's walls.
The douche decided to charge rent on the paintings hanging on his mother's walls.
by Man Elsewhere April 21, 2017
Get the douchemug. The art of internationally and without consequence gaze at your cellphone inside the movie theater while the film is playing.
by Chudgypub January 2, 2017
Get the Douche-Fogmug. 
The combination of a lax Pennie, high socks, flip flops, sunglasses, and a baseball hat flipped 180% degrees. The douche uniform is most commonly sported by the lax bro, who will usually be seen with his girlfriend sporting the same attire.
non lax-bro-Game today?
lax bro- nah dude
non lax-bro- then whats up with the pennie?
lax bro- Bro, are you talking about?
non lax-bro- you know, the douche uniform?
lax bro- I still have no idea what you're talking bout bro
lax bro- nah dude
non lax-bro- then whats up with the pennie?
lax bro- Bro, are you talking about?
non lax-bro- you know, the douche uniform?
lax bro- I still have no idea what you're talking bout bro
by penniedestroyer May 6, 2011
Get the Douche Uniformmug. A person that on regular basis acts in a non polite away, typically a man, trying to repeatedly (just like you are paddling a canoe down the river) hurt you, usually doing or saying things out of spite, or spreading rumors that are not even accurate.
by JasonC123 August 14, 2021
Get the Douche Canoemug. The appendage portion of a liquid feminine hygene product. Often used as a derogatory term for utterly useless persons
by The stoutness September 28, 2008
Get the Douche Nozzlemug.