Eating a girl out on their birthday.
Person 1: hey man, whatcha doing tonight?
Person 2: It’s my girls birthday, so you know what’s goin down.
Person1: oohhhh, eatin some birthday cake huh?
Person 2: It’s my girls birthday, so you know what’s goin down.
Person1: oohhhh, eatin some birthday cake huh?
by Herroj21 December 21, 2019
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Get the Bumhole cake mug.When you assert dominance over a petite chick and turn her upside down and then proceed to pound her.
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Get the Upside down pound cake mug.When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart
Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave
by dgarretson530 June 5, 2019
Get the Birthday Cake mug.When someone is spilling the tea, and either they give you extra information (cake) you didn't expect, or another person fills in the gaps.
"I just got cake with my tea."
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*spilling tea* "Okay, you ready for the cake? She lied, she wasn't there that morning! She was with Karen's boyfriend!"
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*spilling tea* "Okay, you ready for the cake? She lied, she wasn't there that morning! She was with Karen's boyfriend!"
by ThatFluffyUnicorn June 17, 2019
Get the cake with my tea mug.A girl who is not very attractive, that puts a lot of makeup on to compensate for how ugly they are, along with their awful personality.
Adam- Hey bro did you see Ally at the party last night, she’s a god damn cake hoe
Trevor- Yeah once she takes off her makeup she’ll go back to being super ugly along with her huge forehead.
Trevor- Yeah once she takes off her makeup she’ll go back to being super ugly along with her huge forehead.
by Cowboy from RamRanch June 17, 2019
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