Chocolate Fountain

When you take a shit, but you use half of the toilet paper when wiping.

I had some Taco Bell last night and my chocolate fountain is still going strong

by popcornchickenboi February 6, 2019

Chocolate Teapot

when you stop during sex to shit in a tea kettle, and drip it over your partner while you cum

she asked if we had an electric kettle or if she needed to bring her own chocolate teapot

by pinkgogurt October 24, 2025

chocolate raccoon

A raccoon. But made of chocolate. Also, when someone poos on your face then spreads it around. Resembling a chocolate raccoon.

I'd chocolate raccoon that whore with my poop.

by Chocolate Thunder 69420 April 5, 2022

Chocolate bar

A bar full with sometimes bloody diarrhea if it’s mint flavored if it’s normal it’s just a sharp poop, and if it’s melted it’s diarrhea

“Man this chocolate bar feels like the sharp poo I had this morning”

by THIS PERSON IS DOPE January 24, 2022

chocolate covered turtle

A female breast, covered in chocolate

I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle

by Black Man Named Bludge October 10, 2016

chocolate party hat

When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.

After a long night banging your mom in the ass, I walked away with a chocolate party hat.

by Itsmegod November 14, 2012

Chocolate scoop

When a guy fucks you in the ass and you shit on him.

I promised him ice cream so I chocolate scooped him.

by Chad Wintergreen June 1, 2021