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handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.
Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.
by Hswan33 May 6, 2018
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Old People Sex

Plain and simple to describe really...you ever pull a grilled cheese sandwich apart?
Old People Sex is the best. You literally can’t take yourselves off of them!”
by Filthypilgrim February 7, 2021
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The Old Peculiar

When your partner is crowning a poop, and you ejaculate on the turtle's head. The receiver then proceeds to suck the poop back in.

The receding of the decorated poop is imperative to this act, as without it, you're just cumming on poo.
I gave my mrs the old peculiar last night. I'm glad she sucked it back in, otherwise I'd have just cum on poo.
by EarthlyWormhole December 14, 2025
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103 years old

An age.
She is nearly 103 years old.
by Debskelly1985 March 18, 2023
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Old people

Americans over 50 are worse than younger people at telling facts from opinions, according to a new study by Pew Research Center.

Given 10 statements, five each of fact and opinion, younger Americans correctly identified both the facts and the opinions at higher rates than older Americans did. Forty-four percent of younger people identified all five opinions as opinions, while only 26 percent of older people did. And 18-to-29-year-olds performed more than twice as well as the 65+ set. Of the latter group, only 17 percent classified all five facts as factual statements.
P1: old people have an opinion about everything if it's not done old school it's incorrect.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 7, 2019
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Ye Olde Bussy

Ye Olde Bussy is an old man who is willing to be a bottom but has also been a bottom for a while.
"I was tapping Ye Olde Bussy"
"Your grandpa got that Ye Olde Bussy!"
by Itain'tObeeezy March 27, 2024
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Young guns and old timers

When you need an excuse to have both younger generations of talent but also keep some old guys around the shop for experience even though they don’t know shit cause they are old and forgot
Their staff is full of young guns and old timers
by tracknation66 August 13, 2025
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