water heater

So basically a water heater is anyone that is not the brightest, or in other words is non-intelligent or retarded.

Stacy: You wouldn't believe how much of a water heater joey was being

Georgia: I can believe it, he's always being a water heater

by Jordenisjesus April 3, 2017

Chinese water bagel

When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.

My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her

by sneeeze August 16, 2021

Dog water

when you suck ass at a certain game. (Fortnite, Apex, etc.)

this man for real is total dog water

by Mr. Cool 2021 October 31, 2021

KFC Water

Bad. Aids.
Actual water from KFC

That shit was straight up KFC water.

by marlxd July 8, 2021

Still water

Still water is a brain rot term often used along side adrenaline, noradrenaline, those who know, balkan rage, german stare, jamaican smile, and many more

John Wilkes Booth: MANGOSMANGOSMANGOS Phonk + still water + german stare + noradrenaline + adrenaline + jamaican smile + balkan rage + those who know ☠️☠️☠️
Abraham Lincoln: *egyptian mewing* 🤫🧏

by Burgermaestro57 November 10, 2024

Midget Water

The liquids that come out when you squeeze a midget hard enough

Me: Yo dude you should have a sip of my midget water

Friend: I don’t even wanna know what that is

by Biggie Flex July 7, 2019

Lunch Water

A cool, crisp beer consumed during mid-day meal. This term is usually used as a euphemism for said beverage in situations where alcohol consumption may be frowned upon or prohibited, such as in the middle of the workday at a stuffy office, operating heavy machinery, or during military or other public duties. A lunch water is typically a lighter variety of beer, such as a lager, gose, or session IPA that has a lighter flavor profile and alcohol content to avoid detection by supervisors or narcs. Common consumption locations for lunch waters include the back offices of mechanics shops, cubicle desks, military barracks, and Chili’s.

“Barry, Jim, Emily, and I are heading to Chili’s to grab a few lunch waters at noon, want to join?”

by Lunch Water Enthusiast November 7, 2025