Slap ass Uno

An Ancient and holy ritual Preformed by "The Boys" Where the lads play a game of Uno and when the game ends the Lad with the most cards gets Slapped by a wooden Sword as hard as trying to thanos's hair line.

Lad 1 : Bro Lets play slap ass uno
Lad 2 : Bet bruh
Lad 3 : Bet imma grab the wooden sword

by GoryCost70 September 10, 2021

Oak Slap

When someone slaps you with their wood in the face, and it followed up with cum. Usually unpleasant, but can be made pleasurable if the receiving end is into it.

Guy 1: Yeah, I Oak Slapped her last night dude!
Guy 2: Yoooo congrats! Did she like it?
Guy 1: Yeah, she’s a freak

by audhatesu January 30, 2022

Siberian slime slap

The act of ejaculating in one’s hand, then proceeding to chase another person with the goal of slapping them with a handful of nut.

My friends always run away in fear when I try to attack them with the Siberian Slime Slap

by Dick Anball April 10, 2023

national slap an orphan day

slap an orphan with only good results

i slapped an orphan on national slap an orphan day

by therapist.the.rapist December 11, 2023

bap slap

When a man slaps his penis against a woman's breasts

Take off that bra and let me give you a bap slap.

by Mimsical May 30, 2017

slapping a ferret

Going to the bathroom.

Dude, I really need to slap a ferret right now.

Larry will be back in a moment, he’s off slapping a ferret.

by Dawnky punch August 06, 2022

Goon Slap

When a nigga slap yo face as he cum while cumming so hard that it covers you so completely that it can turn a nigg into stay puff marshmallow man. Frequently done to a nigga named jay when he goes to bed too early.

Jay wake up (vigorous goon slap noises)

by Goon slap March 22, 2024