by Dumb ape April 20, 2017
Get the Urban dictionarymug. A place where people who have homework to do or have no life go to. They mainly consist of feminists, middle school students, and people who know how to read.
by That1OffensiveGuy May 27, 2018
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. noun. a dictionary containing a bunch of slang words, memes, and probably a bunch of nonsense. PROBABLY.
guy 1: hey do you know what urban dictionary is
guy 2: dfjk
guy 3:*vietnam war flashbacks*
guy 4:nnn
guy 5:sus
guy 2: dfjk
guy 3:*vietnam war flashbacks*
guy 4:nnn
guy 5:sus
by quinetn December 6, 2022
Get the urban dictionarymug. Homework: Find the meaning of “naughty”
Stoopid boi: uses urban dictionary
Urban Dictionary: a sexy lady
Stoopid boy:...............
Teacher: BOI WHAT THE FU-
Stoopid boi: uses urban dictionary
Urban Dictionary: a sexy lady
Stoopid boy:...............
Teacher: BOI WHAT THE FU-
by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A website dedicated to new and old slang word meanings taken too seriously by some for years. Several people don't seem to realize that this isn't a website that is meant to act as an actual dictionary but rather for new and old slang terms alike regardless of sexuality or ridiculousness. That is what makes this website special. When you look up "Shark" chances are most definitions won't be "A long-bodied chiefly marine fish with a cartilaginous skeleton, a prominent dorsal fin, and toothlike scales. Most sharks are predatory, although the largest kinds feed on plankton, and some can grow to a large size." I also doubt it will be "A small Southeast Asian freshwater fish with a tail resembling that of a shark, popular in aquaria." If that is what you are looking for go to a different website or just Google it. Why would you search a definition up on this website and expect or want it to be that? If that is what you want you are stupid. You know what a shark is. You are looking for a reason to complain. It is people like you who ruin fun things.
Me: "He is totally Pussywhipped."
Friend: "What does that mean?"
Me: "when a man loses his testicles to his woman.
All men who wish to have any form of relationship (or just get laid) must be pussywhipped to a certain degree. The minor offenders are never called pussywhipped, only the men who allow their woman to walk all over them and totally control every aspect of their life (even if the woman is not in the smae state at the time).
Friend: "How do you know that?"
Me: "Urban Dictionary."
Friend: "What does that mean?"
Me: "when a man loses his testicles to his woman.
All men who wish to have any form of relationship (or just get laid) must be pussywhipped to a certain degree. The minor offenders are never called pussywhipped, only the men who allow their woman to walk all over them and totally control every aspect of their life (even if the woman is not in the smae state at the time).
Friend: "How do you know that?"
Me: "Urban Dictionary."
by youngsallyface February 15, 2021
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. I know 3 languages; My paents spoke English & French in the home, & I picked up Spanisah from t he Los Angeles horizontal dictionary
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 25, 2020
Get the horizontal dictionarymug. Offers user-made definitions of stupid words and is not a reliable service. If you go to Urban Dictionary for actual definitions, you are stupid and deserve what's coming to you.
Ugh, Jane thinks I hate her 'cause I said I'd spoon her. She read spooning was something bad on Urban Dictionary.
by MakiMura April 22, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionarymug.