Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017

Cake

Noun/Adjective: A slang word you can use to talk about someone's ass; thicc; butt

Guy 1: "Don't look but that girl got some nice cake"
Guy 2: "Damn bro, she do be looking kinda thicc"

*hoey video/picture comment section*
Person: "It's not my birthday but thanks for the cake (insert cake emoji)

by ElYeeter February 18, 2020

Chocolate Cake Diplomacy

The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.

The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".

by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017

Jaw-cake

A forced laugh trying to make someone who told a bad joke not feel embarrassed. The jaw-cake makes the person who is forcing a laugh appear to have a delighted jawline as if eating cake.

My boyfriend said a jaw-cake to my family at the dinner table. It was a little odd because his jokes are usually funny.

by Hello? Is that you April 13, 2012

3 layered beet cake

When 3 beet farmers all pile onto each other and rub beets into their skin, always qat the beginning of a full moon.

What do you mean “3 layered beet cake”??? I’m not an animal, Shelia.

by Jessijuh July 27, 2018

cake

i think there a thing called cake but its a lie

imma eat my dick shaped cake

by slippygf111 July 25, 2024

tyler cakes

tyler cakes is a total buttslut… when he wears shorts that eat his ass it look fat as fuck

god damn tyler cakes looks good in those shorts -edgar

by ayosuscan21 October 11, 2025