by galactic_426 January 18, 2024

by Staph-ron May 23, 2018

by Lady Viscera November 30, 2017

When you fuck someone that wears too much makeup and you are forced to remember her by the makeup of cake build up on your pillow.
by Wet Mango December 13, 2018

a girl or woman who teases you, as in tempts you to want her sexually, being attractive, showing her face, hair or body, wearing tight clothes., a good sounding voice, good personality. "cake" as in 'pussy' 'ass' or 'butt'
a beautiful girl wore a necklace that says "Cake Tease" in that "Samsung vault" commercial
she looks so good, gorgeous face, curvy, beautiful, she's a cake tease
she looks so good, gorgeous face, curvy, beautiful, she's a cake tease
by Cheech. July 21, 2022

Basically a drug. When u don’t have cake u want cake but when you have cake it makes you happy until you eat too much. Eating too much is inevitable so be prepared to deal with:
•stomach ache
•crying
•hating yourself
•throwing up
•shetting yourself after eating it if you’re lactose intolerant next time you have a cake because you can’t escape the power of cake
•stomach ache
•crying
•hating yourself
•throwing up
•shetting yourself after eating it if you’re lactose intolerant next time you have a cake because you can’t escape the power of cake
Dude 1: Yeet yote esketiit send help me eat
Dude 2: dude you high or smth!?
Dude1: yES I ate a whole cake.
Dude 2: oh god I’m sorry I’ll call an ambulance right away
Dude 2: dude you high or smth!?
Dude1: yES I ate a whole cake.
Dude 2: oh god I’m sorry I’ll call an ambulance right away
by Some person yote January 6, 2019

by Gelly7 July 22, 2022
