Cake and Candles

The most masculine phrase used to wish someone a “Happy Birthday”.

“Cake and Candles My Brother” - Man 1

“Thank you!” - Man 2

by galactic_426 January 18, 2024

Cake

Being to sweet to a boy or girl that it is overbearing and a bit annoying.

Peter told mike he needs to stop being a cake ass.

by Staph-ron May 23, 2018

Carrot caking

Taking a load to the face by a carrot top aka red head

I spent last night carrot caking Mrs. Jones

by Lady Viscera November 30, 2017

ugly cake

When you fuck someone that wears too much makeup and you are forced to remember her by the makeup of cake build up on your pillow.

"Dude, you got to stop fucking those chicks. I see the ugly cake on your pillow every weekend."

by Wet Mango December 13, 2018

Cake Tease

a girl or woman who teases you, as in tempts you to want her sexually, being attractive, showing her face, hair or body, wearing tight clothes., a good sounding voice, good personality. "cake" as in 'pussy' 'ass' or 'butt'

a beautiful girl wore a necklace that says "Cake Tease" in that "Samsung vault" commercial

she looks so good, gorgeous face, curvy, beautiful, she's a cake tease

by Cheech. July 21, 2022

Cake

Basically a drug. When u don’t have cake u want cake but when you have cake it makes you happy until you eat too much. Eating too much is inevitable so be prepared to deal with:
•stomach ache
•crying
•hating yourself

•throwing up
•shetting yourself after eating it if you’re lactose intolerant next time you have a cake because you can’t escape the power of cake

Dude 1: Yeet yote esketiit send help me eat

Dude 2: dude you high or smth!?

Dude1: yES I ate a whole cake.

Dude 2: oh god I’m sorry I’ll call an ambulance right away

by Some person yote January 6, 2019

Crunchy Nut Fish Cake

When you pull out and cum on the outside of her pussy and throw a handful of granola so it sticks.

Nancy said her favorite food was oat meal, so I nutted on her and gave her a Crunchy Nut Fish Cake.

by Gelly7 July 22, 2022