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Alex

A sexy MF with a big shlomi
by Yeah it’s not a good idea December 12, 2021
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Alex

Alex is really cool
by Asdfghjkl. Com August 28, 2021
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Alex

A girl looking for a female definition but can only find guy names.Normally small and plays video games.She can be very loud but silent at the same time and always plays video games.She typically blows her money on stupid shit and acts like she’s gang affiliated.
Boy1-“ damn did you see Alex today”
Boy2-“hell yea I was lookin at her shoes tho not her”
Boy1-“ima hit and run that bitch
by Minecraft is a rock October 26, 2019
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Alex

Alex is a good person, but is stupid. He has humour, but it all comes from titok and the internet. Like, his personality is just all memes and he doesn't understand anything if it isn't from the internet. He smells, is that on guy that you might hang out with because your friends do. But all in all, not a bad guy if you like memes and constantly smelling onions and wet dog.
''EW, it that... smelly socks i smell?''
" nope, just alex. see, he's down the hall."
by Baby shark dodododododo April 30, 2022
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Alex

/ˈæ-leks/

The boy you’ll never forget.
The one with the warmest hands and the softest, most gorgeous brown eyes that somehow see all the way through you — even the parts you hide. He’ll make you feel safe just by standing next to you, and ruin you for anyone else with the way he says your name like it’s a secret. Probably says things like “I missed you so much” into your neck when he hugs you, and kisses your forehead like he’s afraid of losing you.

The boy who made you believe in past lives.
Because how else could you explain how familiar it felt to fall for him? The soft voice. The way he looked at you like you were the only thing in the world that made sense. The way he always made sure you were okay — physically, emotionally, spiritually. Even when he didn’t know how to say it. Even when he didn’t say anything at all.

The storm shelter.
He held your face like a question. Hugged you like an answer. He was warm skin and safe hands, soft glances and quiet laughter. The boy who stayed up with you, who kissed your head, who whispered “I missed you” like a confession. He might’ve closed off sometimes, might’ve shut down when it got hard, but deep down? He was made for love. And he loved you.

Still showing up in your dreams.
Still lingering in your hair. Still the first person you’d tell if something big happened.
“you don’t just get over an alex — you survive him, one memory at a time.”

“he wasn’t perfect, but god, alex loved me like i was everything.”

“i met him once at camp, but somehow, alex has been with me every day since.”
by riripoo July 12, 2025
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alex stanton

normal guy (not a cunt): hey have you met ALEX STANTON
other normal guy (not a cunt): oh yeah, he's a bitch
by Oscar-is-a-penis-cunt-69-69. December 6, 2017
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scarlett and alex

The best duo of best friends ever. They are the goofiest, loyalest and least toxic duo you will ever meet. They will stick by each other's sides all the time and they have the best fun together. They have the best friendship and there is nothing anyone can do to change that. <<3 <<3
by poopy1249 October 23, 2022
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