modusty laws

"Old school" dress-codes dat are so incredibly outdated dat da rule-books in which said long-obsolete directives are written have been merely sitting on a back shelf somewhere for decades.

I agree dat torso-and-legs-covering swimsuits are an example of modusty laws, but women's wearing just a skimpy "whale-tail" thong and two tiny triangles up top seems like going too far in da other direction.

by QuacksO November 11, 2024

Coconut Law

You must eat two pieces of coconut
That is the law

Eat two pieces of coconut bavan. It's the coconut law.

by DarkAbyssDude March 8, 2018

Fromm's Law

Fromm's Law states that if two entities are competing for customers--ceteris paribus--consumers will choose the option that allows them to wear the least pants.

I know Amazon is opening up all these brick and mortar bookstores, but Fromm's Law makes me think that most people are just going to stay home in their underwear and shop Amazon.com.

by idiedforursins October 4, 2016

great-grandnibling-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandnibling's spouse.

My great-grandnibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

smoking law

a branch of law, which regulates the use and distribution of smoking devises, as well as other smoking-related activities

Sub-five friend: Wow, I learned all smoking law yesterday.
You: It's over 4 you

by сабтен December 9, 2024

Law

A set of rules and guidelines to protect stupid people even at the cost of taking freedoms away.

The law says that you can not text and drive or smoke weed because Tim text and drive but forgot he was driving and drove through a playground.

by Hunith June 30, 2018

Murphy's Law of Gasoline Prices

"You can sit around at home till Doomsday and the prices at the pumps will stay fairly low, incessantly tempting you to travel. But the moment you decide to take off somewhere and head out on your trip, the price for a gallon of gas will go right through the roof!"

Gas-prices seemed fairly "stable" all summer, and so I delayed a road-trip for a while to "save up" or "accumulate" a number of errands so that hopefully my trip would be more cost-effective with regards to gas-consumption, but then when I stopped to fill up my tank in the morning when I was first heading out, the price had suddenly jumped over a quarter higher per gallon! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Gasoline Prices" to me!

by QuacksO September 12, 2019