dirty swim

sex in a public place that includes water, i.e. a swimming pool, lake, ocean, etc.

After a day on the beach, we took a dirty swim in the ocean and almost got caught.

by Misty August 25, 2004

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dirty peanut

after having anal sex, a man wipes his penis in a circle around his partner's eye, forming a fecal marking which resembles the eyepiece of the Planter's peanut character

After anal sex, a man surprised his partner by giving her a dirty peanut, much to her dismay.

by Bill/Becky/Jeff/Mike/Stephanie/Troy July 20, 2008

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Dirty Blair

When eating out your spouse after ejaculating in them, usually followed by vomiting.

She was still keen so I gave her a dirty Blair after smashing her box in.

by Hpatps March 28, 2020

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The act of collecting and bagging, in an oversized zip-lock, dog poop. Said bagged poop is then placed on your woman's bare backside, preferably slightly north of the crack after commencement of sexual foreplay and while the woman is prone on her stomach. The man places his erection between the woman's fanny cheeks and proceeds to dry hump like a dog, all the while maintaining contact with aforemetioned said bag of shit. Upon climax, the man suddenly drops all of his weight on the woman thereby breaking the seal on the oversized zip-lock spraying canine feces on her and him.

It wasn't the Dirty Schnauzer that pissed her off, it was when I kept saying, "Paging Doogy Schauzer, paging Doogy Schnauzer

by petebrew February 23, 2011

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dirty graham

when you twist someone’s cock so hard their body does a full 360° cartwheel rotation but it only counts if they stick the landing

“How’d you get that concussion?”
“Oh cause my girl tried to give me a dirty graham but my cock was too small so she lost her grip halfway through and i fell on my head”

by kjontheblock September 8, 2021

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