A glossy taco is a nickname made by the holo queen and famous youtuber Cristine, aka SimplyNailogical, for a normal glossy topcoat.
It is used to finish off a nail when painted and give it a glossy looking vibe.
It is used to finish off a nail when painted and give it a glossy looking vibe.
'Just did my nails, now let's add a glossy taco.'
'Let's add a glossy taco 'cause we're gonna add nail vinyls next.'
'Let's add a glossy taco 'cause we're gonna add nail vinyls next.'
by CHRLI- July 16, 2017

Get Pete Davidson off my phone you assholes! I'm scrolling through the shorts and what do I find on every 5th fucking page!? PETE DAVIDSON! STARING ME IN THE FACE! I FEEL LIKE ARIANNA GRANDE AND I HATE IT!
Hym "Fuck you Taco Bell! I always have to ask for sauce twice (because YOU KNOW you didn't give me enough the first time) and now Pete Davidson is glaring at me. He's like the fat-cock candyman except you don't have to say his name 5 times and instead of killing you he fucks all of the women... Which... I don't know... Is arguably worse... He just APPEARS... in your shorts-feed... Every time you forget he exists. BAM! Cat video... Fortnite clip... Red-pill dork... AH! PETE DAVIDSON! OVER-AND-OVER AGAIN! This is how they do it! This is how they try to break you! But it won't work! Not on me! If I was a conservative I'd be calling for a boycott right now."
by Hym Iam November 17, 2023

First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!
by PrincessThunderballs October 27, 2015

A Mexican fast-food franchise that, after consumption, you better run and find a nearby bathroom before you shit yourself
by Animal lover 2011 December 30, 2023

A Word Cristine uses when talking about a glossy topcoat. It supposedly means glossy topcoat, it used to be glossy topcoat and eventually became glossytaco
by glossytaco.com April 10, 2019

When a person with female genitalia bends over and rips their pants and all the business shows. See also: sausage moon pie (male genitalia)
Ugh! I was so embarrassed when I had my tights pants on and gave everyone a taco moon pie when I dropped my pen.
by PTA mom123 September 15, 2022

by LUNARQUEEN April 18, 2018
