Piss Midget

Noun: a small person the smells overwhelmingly of urine. They usually carry a cane and attempt to dance with random women in bars.

OMG, did you see that piss midget trying to dance with Jess? He came up behind her and was grinding on her while reaching his cane around her and moving it up and down like a rolling pin.

by Superdick1653 December 30, 2019

Shi-pissing

To shit and piss at once

MUM HELP I CANT STOP SHI-PISSING EVERYWHERE

by Khalifa westbrooke June 19, 2019

Mass pissing section

The section in a bathroom where a group of 9 naked guys go and just piss, while standing like its a normal/not in a pissing position

guy 1: bro I really gotta piss
guy 2: I have to piss too, we're also naked so lets go to the mass pissing section
guy 1;: ok bro, just don't piss on me like you did last time

by Sqwertymaster October 13, 2024

piss

awesome yellow liquid you should drink, tastes great. 10/10

(doctors do not recommend)

1: bro i love piss
2: you have a piss kink.

by pisskink29 November 26, 2021

Piss Test

Name of an alcoholic drink that combines vodka (usually inexpensive) with Mountain Dew. Usually made out of a lack of other mixers left in the fridge.

Dude, were out of orange juice. Want to just make a couple of piss tests? I won't tell anyone.

by RememberSammyJankis September 23, 2017

The cat that pissed on the bed

Looking guilty

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024

the pit of piss

Well,it’s a pit full of piss,that spans over 71 miles and is 50 miles deep,no one has defined what animal the piss belongs too,no one ever will
There are dangerous aquatic species at the bottom of the bit,and cat fish at the top,the public have started to put the unknown fish species in aquariums,but they tend to eat the other fish

Beware the pit of piss,it smells like piss

by Sparkle_gelatine September 14, 2024