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Ja rule

Of all the artists that pretended to be his best friend in the late 90's and early 2000's, not one of them came to his defense when the 600 pound gorilla 50 cent started to bully him. Not Jasper-Z, not DMX the bring it to the yard dude, none of those guys were going to stand up to 50 cent, it was almost like they enjoyed seeing Ja Rule spiral downward, it was like they ordered popcorn for the show. You wouldn't really want guys like DMX or Jay-Z by your side if 50 cent walked in to the bar ready to fight somebody in real life if their real life behavior is anything like what they do with their "friend" in the music industry.
Ja rule is the kind of guy nobody who knew him remembers now, and if they weren't alive or were young (single digit years) around the millenium, they most likely never even heard of the guy. He had about five minutes if that much in the spotlight then nobody heard from him since.
by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021
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60 second rule

The amount of time it takes a guy after seeing his girls nudes, to become all the way 100% down for her
Joes experiencing the 60 second rule right now if you know what I mean.
by B0bb0 October 23, 2017
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House Rules

The set of unwritten rules players of a game agree to abide by when playing a game, sometimes explicitly authorized to do so by the written rules.
"How has this country gotten so shitty?" "Niggas on the world stage have been playing by house rules for way too fuckin long. That's how."
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
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Rule of Conquest

rejecting the advances and or not advancing on a love interest when previously entertained by a close friend
"yo has Gwendola been talking to you?"
"yeah dude, rule of conquest"

"never doubted you DeSean"
by Goblox May 4, 2021
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mango rules

Where person one in the relationship wants a food item, but if the person 2 wants thus same item he/she has to get their own because the first mentioned will not share.

Not withstanding that if the first's item is finished the second has to share.
Person 1-"im getting a chocolate, you want one? "
Person 2-"can't i just share with you?"

Person 1-"hell no Mango Rules"
by Budjiebezuidenhout April 2, 2018
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road rules

Some things you don't have to obey...
by Your father July 12, 2003
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The Tuck Rule

The act of inserting an regulation-sized NFL football inside of a woman's vagina. Bonus points if you're doing this while wearing a Tom Brady jersey.
Dude I hit my wife with The Tuck Rule last week and she hasn't been walking right since. Go Pats!
by the super penis man March 17, 2024
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