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Festival Rules

Festival rules are called by a couple BEFORE arriving at any large public gathering (concert, music festival, sporting event, etc.) Both must agree that Festival rules apply. Once agreed, the first person to see someone they know must call them by name and get a mutual acknowledgement that you do, in fact, know each other. You MUST know the person's name, and they must know yours. If you are the first to win, you get to name your prize, usually your favorite sexual position or favor.
A couple agrees to Festival Rules on the way to state fair. At the fair he sees an old friend and calls her name. The friend acknowledges him. He wins sexual favor for the evening.
by rancheroman July 5, 2011
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Let my Pets Decide Rule

Aka. L.P.D.R., A social norm where before getting into a long term serious relationship with another person, one of the people in the relationship insists that they have to see if their pets like their partner, which if their pets don't like their partner, they will not get into relationship with that person. It is good way to ensure your partner is trustworthy, and is a highly ethical behavior, for you are making sure your whole family, not just the people, but your pets too, like and trust your partner. The only issue with this rule is the fact that if your pet suffers from social aggression, territorial aggression, and or fear-related anxiety it can negatively impact their ability to accurately evaluate that person. If this is the case, the owner should work with their veterinarian, dog trainer, and cat behaviorist to try to treat their pet's condition before using this approach. This same norm also occurs when two people who have been in a romantic relationship are considering moving in together, so they decide to have their pets meet beforehand to see if their pets are compatible and can easily get along, which good way to prevent unnecessary conflicts before they happen. If they don't get along, the individuals may need to hold off until they can get a veterinary professional to diagnose the problem and attempt to treat it so it can be controlled or eliminated.
Adam: How are you and Victoria doing these days?
Earl: We're doing pretty good, but she insists that before we get more serious that she wants me to meet her dog and cat to see if they like me and go from there.
Adam: She is using the Let my Pets Decide Rule. You do realize if they don't like you that there is strong possibility she will end your relationship.
Earl: Yes, but I'm not worried. A friend of mine knows her and has met her dogs. He told me they tend to be very friendly.
by Vanguard 1998 February 10, 2021
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You don't make the rules

Hym "You don't make the rules. Stop being stupid. I'm not permanently banned. You are covering your own ass for doing something you know is wrong and you know that it is your ass the second I get in front of a camera and someone admits the truth and survives for more than 3 fucking days. That's how long Suchir made it. Lift the ban immediately or resign. You can't undo your fuck-up so you are trying to undo me."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2025
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Rule 2763

If it exists, there's an object show character or a objectified show of it. >:3 (BEEFYDIE REFERENCE???)
Rule 2763 is not a real internet rule btw. May be used as a joke or whatever.
by CedarFeline March 9, 2025
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Rule Alpha

Angry Reacts from Facebook are more valuable than money.
"Sorry,I only pay with angry reacts because the Rule Alpha"
by Orphan Seraph June 29, 2017
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asshole rules

A term used to describes one who makes a double standard rule, normally used in jokes
You can follow girls but I cant follow boys??? Thats asshole rules!
by kaseym86 April 29, 2024
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The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)

31. Are you real or are you a bot... select all the traffic lights.

32. Do not forget, forgive (not all the time)

33. Jesus did not forgive you

34. If it is on the internet there is porn of it.

34.1. No exceptions

35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.

36. There will always be more drama than what you just saw.

37. Anime is cringe.

38. Today will be gone soon.

39. Pablo

40. All your pictures were obviously Photoshopped. No Exceptions.

41. Old Discord was better

42. Ignore rule 2

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)

The Rules of Discord
Shall not be Tampered with
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
by CanBeChucky January 1, 2022
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