A rat in the oven. Very nice and crispy. Recommended with a side of long necked zebra juice freshly squeezed. Cook for 6 minutes only, any longer, even one second longer, means that the roast rat will go off and you will be left hungry.
‘ Hey, I heard we could get fried rat here’
“ Oh yes, we did have some but our crappy cook left it on for one second too long and it went off’
‘Ah’
Definition of rat in the oven: A rat that is being freshly baked in pastry, sausage, roast cucumber or chopped up in soup or salad.
“ Oh yes, we did have some but our crappy cook left it on for one second too long and it went off’
‘Ah’
Definition of rat in the oven: A rat that is being freshly baked in pastry, sausage, roast cucumber or chopped up in soup or salad.
by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021
Often confused with the Colombian necktie, this is where the tongue of an individual is cut and placed sticking out of their rectum.
Person 1:They found out tony was snitching, and gave him a Laotian rat tail.
Person 2:Is that where they slit your throat and pull your tongue through.
Person 1: Nah it’s where they cut your tongue off and place it sticking out yo ass. Kinda like it sticking its tongue out at you.
Person 2: Uh, my bad.
Person 2:Is that where they slit your throat and pull your tongue through.
Person 1: Nah it’s where they cut your tongue off and place it sticking out yo ass. Kinda like it sticking its tongue out at you.
Person 2: Uh, my bad.
by Glok November 14, 2018
Escaping the hell of mediocrity.
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A Rat Vial, has driven deviated from the enamies cause, and has chosen to blackmail and reiterate there orders, so as to grasp for a feeling of power and fulfillment through ransom. They all end up turning stupid, and feeling stupid.
by Bryn Benn April 14, 2020