Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.
"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
Get the Sucks per minutemug. When a males testicles have basically sauna baked in humid summer weather and a male or female deep inhales and proceeds to suck the penis while a very distinct aroma lingers near while the left middle finger slowly breaches the threshold to the beat of the Free Bird solo.
After my mid day badminton sesh, I trembled with anticipation pondering the near pleasure of the mysterious Clarissa giving me a dirty suck.
by Evulelmo April 5, 2024
Get the Dirty Suckmug. by the badass of all badass. October 2, 2016
Get the Flying suck off my assmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>Suck On MY Blockulu Like It Is COnfidencents<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by BIGPAPI167 June 27, 2023
Get the national suck my balls daymug. A bad ass mentality for a bad ass person. This person can go through hell and back and still be the coolest mf you know
Person 1: “I’ve pitched the whole game, my elbow hurts”
Person 2: “Suck it up and Fuck shit up bro!”
Person 2: “Suck it up and Fuck shit up bro!”
by Cgaudio10 January 7, 2023
Get the Suck it up and Fuck shit upmug. A game that you chase the duck.so theirs a person that is the duck,Then you chase the duck and touch him if you don't you suck
I was playing suck or duck then i was the person who had to touch the duck i was to slow and they said i suck
by lucas4574 December 13, 2022
Get the Suck or duckmug.