CTB's law says that when someone is having a public meltdown online, they will, given enough time and public pressure, eventually circle around to defending Pedophilia/Ephebophilia.
Named for when this happened to the lead singer of a has-been rock band that rhymes with Trapped.
Named for when this happened to the lead singer of a has-been rock band that rhymes with Trapped.
I just know this Libertarian yelling about how rain collection laws is 2 more comments away from running headfirst into CTB's Law.
by AnWorm January 3, 2021
Get the CTB's Lawmug. It's like..uh,well.
*massive inhale*
Robbery
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Burglary
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Arson
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Kidnapping
Homicide
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Theft
Corporal Injury
Embezzlement
Illegal drug trade
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Bribery
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Money laundering
Terrorism
Extortion
Perjury
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Forgery
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Driving under the influence
Manslaughter
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Conspiracy
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Identity theft
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False imprisonment
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Treason
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Shoplifting
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Violent crime
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Possession of stolen goods
*massive inhale*
Robbery
image of Burglary
www.sqattorneys.com
Burglary
image of Arson
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Arson
image of Kidnapping
www.thoughtco.com
Kidnapping
Homicide
image of Theft
www.rossalbers.com
Theft
Corporal Injury
Embezzlement
Illegal drug trade
image of Bribery
kecgroup.com.my
Bribery
image of Money laundering
en.wikipedia.org
Money laundering
Terrorism
Extortion
Perjury
image of Forgery
en.wikipedia.org
Forgery
image of Driving under the influence
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Driving under the influence
Manslaughter
image of Conspiracy
www.youtube.com
Conspiracy
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Identity theft
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False imprisonment
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www.npr.org
Treason
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Shoplifting
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Violent crime
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Possession of stolen goods
by The Creator Of The Universe December 18, 2022
Get the Law Listmug. Inverse Call Law: the chances of talking to the person you need to talk to are inversely proportional to the number of people actually on the call.
The meeting with AT&T never accomplished anything because of the Inverse Call Law: 15 middle-managers in the call and 0 engineers
by anonymous July 30, 2024
Get the inverse call lawmug. 
Get the step-great-grandchild-in-lawmug. Great-great-great-grandson's wife.
My great-great-great-granddaughter-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the great-great-great-granddaughter-in-lawmug. A large highball glass with one
Large ice cube and at least four fingers of your favorite liquor, usually consumed in multiples of 2.-
Large ice cube and at least four fingers of your favorite liquor, usually consumed in multiples of 2.-
Mother in Law Cocktail: “Got to grab a handle of vodka so I can have a couple
Mother in-laws when I get home so I can have dinner with
My mother in law who lives in my
Basement”
Mother in-laws when I get home so I can have dinner with
My mother in law who lives in my
Basement”
by schnock123 October 3, 2018
Get the Mother in Law Cocktailmug. Distant-relative-in-law.
by Folqa July 24, 2024
Get the distant-relative-in-lawmug.