Talk to me tits

The issue is of little consequence to me. I dont care.

Hey Jane, I hear your ex-boyfriend wants to get back with you.

Well he can go and talk to me tits, it aint happening.

by czp115 April 14, 2009

Don't exercise me

Often said to the person that makes you angry.
The meaning is: "Don't make me sweat by beating you up."
Usually said with no real intension to beat the person up, but just as a threat, so the one will leave you alone.
The origin: "Don't make me exercise."

some dude: "blah blah blah blah"
you: "Man, don't exercise me."

by Jonson.y September 11, 2005

lock me up

When you've been caught red handed by someone and it's usually embarrassing.

Paul: Gary got with that whale the other day
Fred: Did you Gary?
Gary: Yeah, guilty as charged, lock me up. *Puts hands in a handcuff like position*

by Harcus Modgkinson November 13, 2013

Took me to church

When someone shows you a "good time" in bed. Reference the expression "made her see god."

Example: "How was your date with Kelly?"

" It was awesome man, I took her to church!"

Jessica: My date with Matt was amazing, he totally took me to church.
Luci: So you saw god?

by Jessica In Japan March 9, 2015

Rumble me dickhead

A statement that signals the escalation of any argument.

A statement that signals there is no longer any use for words and now it must become physical.

A universal invitation to a fight

Originates: in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

“You can miss me with all that and rumble me dickhead!”

“If you don’t like it you can rumble me dickhead!”

by N.M. Frye September 21, 2019

Platypus Controlling Me

The rap song that is performed by amateur lyricist and pharmacist Doctor Heinz doofenshmirtz. The song is a very modern take on societal issues, mostly including overarching authority figures.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
And I got records on my fingers
Kids: What
Doof: Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Kids: Don't stop
Doof: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
Kids: WHAT
Doof: I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
Kids: Strange set of circumstances
Doof: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
Doof: Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him
WHAT
Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Kid: Like corporations are a platypus
Kids: The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
Kids: Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'd stop if I was able
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'm not speaking metaphorically
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Oh wait, no, he's gone
Hey
There's no platypus controlling me
There's no platypus controlling me

by HoloVenom May 1, 2020

Go Fuck Me

Bogus use of Go Fund me to line your pockets instead of doing what your Go Fund Me effort claims to be about.

Dude, did you see our buddy Steve got busted? He pretended to use Go Fund Me to build that thing down there for the crazy orange man, but he just took the money and partied. It was a Go Fuck Me or Go Fun Me thing rather than Go Fund Me. He’s like Honey Badger. He don’t care. He don’t even wash or shave.

by John Dohh August 20, 2020