Don't Blame Me is a song by Taylor Swift featured in her 6th studio album, reputation. It is one of her best songs due to its phenomenal vocals, tone, and production. Listening to the song is an experience which cannot be gained from anywhere else. The song is the best in reputation and is one of the best songs in the whole world.
by Beast96 January 20, 2021
The rap song that is performed by amateur lyricist and pharmacist Doctor Heinz doofenshmirtz. The song is a very modern take on societal issues, mostly including overarching authority figures.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
And I got records on my fingers
Kids: What
Doof: Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Kids: Don't stop
Doof: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
Kids: WHAT
Doof: I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
Kids: Strange set of circumstances
Doof: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
Doof: Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him
WHAT
Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Kid: Like corporations are a platypus
Kids: The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
Kids: Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'd stop if I was able
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'm not speaking metaphorically
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Oh wait, no, he's gone
Hey
There's no platypus controlling me
There's no platypus controlling me
But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
And I got records on my fingers
Kids: What
Doof: Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Kids: Don't stop
Doof: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
Kids: WHAT
Doof: I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
Kids: Strange set of circumstances
Doof: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
Doof: Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him
WHAT
Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Kid: Like corporations are a platypus
Kids: The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
Kids: Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'd stop if I was able
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'm not speaking metaphorically
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Oh wait, no, he's gone
Hey
There's no platypus controlling me
There's no platypus controlling me
by HoloVenom May 02, 2020
1. What one says when in question from someone who offers to get a drink for them, to imply that the one in question does not care what drink the one who is offering gets, as long as the drink contains Caffeine.
Joe- "Hey Liz, I am going to go into 7-11 to get a drink, want anything?"
Liz- "I'm tired and need to finish these exams, Caff me up"
Joe- "Hey, I got you some Sprite"
Liz- "You Dick"
Liz- "I'm tired and need to finish these exams, Caff me up"
Joe- "Hey, I got you some Sprite"
Liz- "You Dick"
by Eraserkid November 16, 2009
Paul: Gary got with that whale the other day
Fred: Did you Gary?
Gary: Yeah, guilty as charged, lock me up. *Puts hands in a handcuff like position*
Fred: Did you Gary?
Gary: Yeah, guilty as charged, lock me up. *Puts hands in a handcuff like position*
by Harcus Modgkinson November 13, 2013
by sKandelous September 25, 2010
one of the best album openers by one of the best artistes out there mr harry edward styles whoever says meet me in the hallway is not a good song is lying
person 1: hey! have u heard of harry styles?
person 2: yeah! his song meet me in the hallway is incredible
person 2: yeah! his song meet me in the hallway is incredible
by sunflowersundermybed September 16, 2020