Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.

Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.

by Why$$ September 12, 2020

Michael Jordan

The man that look like his own creation of his own shoes

Michael Jordan fan: Hey mike, i have a question that i've been dying to ask you.

Michael Jordan: What is the question?

Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?

*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*

by Roaster23 January 8, 2017

michael kenneth

He is the definition of hot and cool at the same time. Seen to be very manly but can be very soft only with his loved one. His perfect match has the same initials as him. He loves his family so much, and always care for the people around him. His smile makes everyone feel comfortable with him but he has a short temper.

Michael Kenneth is perfect for Kyla.

by greeneyed_ June 7, 2021

michael conway

that guy who used to be so annoying in middle school but is now becoming the biggest fuckboy in high school

Person 1: Yo remember that annoying kid in 6th grade?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: There's a rumor going around that he fucked 5 girls at a party?
Person 2: WTF, since when does he get girls now?
Person 1: I have no idea. Looks like he's become a michael conway

by im a hoe for u January 16, 2020

Michael's mom

Michael's mom sucks angel up with energy drinks at the tip she always blows smoke out her butt she goes to Jackson and blows for the low 😉

Michael's mom sucked my shrimp dick in the back of Ali store

by anonymous November 13, 2021

Michael's Zombies

Some Roblox COD Zombies ripoff, just play the original game if you're not broke!

Jeff: "Yoo wanna play Black Ops Zombies?"
Jon: "Nah let's play this shit called Michael's Zombies, sounds fun!"
Jeff: "You broke as hell bitch!"

by Loominaty January 26, 2024

Pulling A Michael

Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.

Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.

by Sphynx823 August 5, 2018