God: i have just created water.
Humans: Cool, can we drink it?
God: Fuck you, All of the water is now salty.
Humans: Cool, can we drink it?
God: Fuck you, All of the water is now salty.
by GhostYoshi September 7, 2021
Get the Watermug. 
I shoved a cup of water up my friend's ass.
by ;;';';';;''';```.,.,. February 1, 2025
Get the watermug. A sexual reference phrase for girls who stand up against the bottled water movement. They want people to stop using plastic bottles.
Damn Andrea is really bottling Devon's water tonight!
Andrea: Bottled water is not only more expensive and damaging, but is usually filled with tap water.
Mike: You can bottle my water ;)
Andrea: Bottled water is not only more expensive and damaging, but is usually filled with tap water.
Mike: You can bottle my water ;)
by russiannibba69 December 13, 2017
Get the bottle my watermug. An alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 parts vodka 1 part Mountain Dew. Traditionally drank north of highway 8 as a replacement to water.
by EDub69 October 17, 2023
Get the Wisco Watermug. A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW
by slingshot.aj July 16, 2019
Get the Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Watermug. a wet liquid often used to mix with chemical ingredients to make different drinks. but is also frequently used for drinking, to be hydrated :) could be seen in lakes, ocean and shallow bodies of water. used for hygiene, laundry, washing things and every other uses.
"I don't wanna take a bath! the water is cold!"
"you should drink water, so you won't be dehydrated."
"the water was so clear back then, but now, it's all gray and full of trash."
"put some soap in the water!
"you should drink water, so you won't be dehydrated."
"the water was so clear back then, but now, it's all gray and full of trash."
"put some soap in the water!
by minifan February 26, 2021
Get the watermug.