Alex Mounicou

pertaining to rule 1- a large audience needs to know the god
pertaining to rule 2- its not an inside joke, also i am god, so i am a celebrity

super cool dude
can cast 'Summon Jesus' at least 40 times a day
can smite someone
can divide someone by 0 (they become undefined)

Alex Mounicou is god.

by Specified March 5, 2024

Alex

He dances like ezreal

like all twice songs to trigger alex

by Gay69420 February 23, 2019

Alex

Alex is a hot sexy person that i want to fuck

-Markus

Alex the hottest person alive looking like hes asian

by _Marliiiiiiiiiiiii February 2, 2022

Alex

A kid who dick rides jv football and band. 5’6 who wears the same north face outfits on repeat. if you ever see an alex, trip him, i would suggest spitting on him but he def likes that. make sure your bestfriends ugly bc he’ll most definitely get with them.

i just got dumped by Alex!?

“oh no that’s tragic”
bitch no tf it isn’t

by iloveborderbunnies!! October 11, 2023

The Alex

The Alex is when you go to a dance (preferably homecoming) in an outfit that is lackluster in style, not because your closet does not possess any type of better fit, but because your style is so horrendous. Upon arriving at said dance, you must also get your woman taken by a man who has been attempting to get people to call him a certain nickname for over a year.

“Bro I can’t believe I went to that dance and did The Alex. Justin, out of everybody?”

by FUCKKKKKA2 November 22, 2021

Alex

Where do I begin... Alex is one of those guys who is never going to be your top pick. He is never gonna have the sexiest body. He is never even gonna have a killer dick. But, what does Alex have? Money and time. When you are desperate, you are gonna go over to Alex's house, he will be ready to pay you for whatever you preform on him. It feels so wrong, after all, he lives just .4 miles away from the daddies on the path. However, everyone needs to start low and work their way up the latter. That is why Alex is there, he is just a starting point to sluttyness.

"Fuck man I just gave Alex head cuz I needed $20"

"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."

by D_sukaifykykyk August 14, 2022

alex weiss

a fucking weeb

dude you watch anime, you are such an alex weiss

by brad061 June 25, 2019