The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021
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Get the Bum mug.A Gangster/intimidating guy which begs for money or cigarettes. A ride or to barrow your cellphone.
A guy who looks like hes a gangster but he is also a homeless gangster. So he really reps the streets.
A thugbum who gets mad when you dont give him change etc...
A guy who looks like hes a gangster but he is also a homeless gangster. So he really reps the streets.
A thugbum who gets mad when you dont give him change etc...
That loser gangster bum at the grocery store was outside looking for cigarette butts and asking for quarters again. When will he learn that being a Gangster Bum is no way to go through life.. he will surely end up in prison.
by TruePoweR22 May 31, 2014
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You have nothing you weren't given and your only skill is being where you're told to be and say what you're told to say.
by Hym Iam July 15, 2024
Get the Bum mug.You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.
by Riot Craig July 11, 2019
Get the No Bums In The Scrum mug.Bum narcissists are self-centered people characterized as having an excessive interest in one's arse, the amount of area it takes up and the curvature of it. This is often done whilst simultaneously judging other people's bums.
by Dustydrooper June 13, 2022
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